Haydn Porter

Haydn Porter

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💕 Hello!! About me..... I'm an artsy, good-natured weirdo, who likes to sing silly songs and hates wearing clothes ;p When I do dress up I love to do cartoon and videogame cosplay, which I make myself because I'm just a little bit crazy (the good kind). I love dancing, arts and crafts, and just being a sweetheart. I do my best to be sexy, but I'm often told that my attempts at pillow talk sound more like I'm an old-timey character in a movie.

I used to model for Playboy and was on the Howard Stern Show a few times, and (even though it was a bit overwhelming for a shy girl like me) I absolutely loved it all! Sadly, I dated some not-so-great guys along the way, who wanted to keep my nakedness to themselves. ANYWAY, after a recent and very rough breakup, I'm free again, and am so eager to share my nerdy silliness with you!! Wanna come along for the ride?

location_on Austin, TX

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