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Ephebe
@ephebe • joined: Apr, 2020
37,291 subscribers
A posh Englishman funding his writing habit. Subscribe for daily posts of my cock, bum, cum and puns! (Top 2.7% for a reason π)
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I reply to messages Monday & Friday afternoons (UK time).
Common questions:
What do you write and are you published?
Literary fiction. Not yet!
Measurements?
6 foot 3.
11 UK feet.
About 88 kg.
Do you do dick/ass/body ratings?
Yes, $10.
Do you sell your workout routine?
Yes, $10.
Do you do live shows?
No, Iβm way too shy! π
Do you do customs?
Generally no.
Will you film yourself sticking things up your bottom?
Honestly, Iβm not sure just yet, but I love doing it in my real life so Iβll probably cave at some pointβ¦ π
Are you gay/straight?
Bi.
Do you meat fans?
No.
Favourite authors?
Cormac McCarthy, Karl Ove Knausgaard, Michel Houellebecq.
What music do you like?
Classical, Rock, The Smiths.
What is the average air speed velocity of a laden swallow?
Do you mean an African or European Swallow?